[HUMOR] Bush eyes Santa for Cabinet pos
Excerpt from article about potential new cabinet member.
For the full article, see the HUMOR/Politcal forum post at
http://www.paa-tx.org/node/1105
Excerpt :
Bush eyes Santa for Cabinet post
By John Breneman
With Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld rumored to be on the way out,
President Bush reportedly is eyeing a universally respected figure for a key
Cabinet post. According to completely fabricated reports, the one and only
Santa Claus has engaged in preliminary discussions about a possible top job
in the Bush administration.
Mr. Claus, a beloved mythical figure known primarily for his efficient
worldwide distribution of Christmas cheer, has no prior political
experience. Nevertheless, he is considered a strong choice due to his
extraordinarily high "favorability rating." And though he is famous for
hauling around a gigantic sack, he is believed to be virtually free of
political baggage.
Excerpt from article about potential new cabinet member.
For the full article, see the HUMOR/Politcal forum post at
http://www.paa-tx.org/node/1105
Excerpt :
Bush eyes Santa for Cabinet post
By John Breneman
With Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld rumored to be on the way out,
President Bush reportedly is eyeing a universally respected figure for a key
Cabinet post. According to completely fabricated reports, the one and only
Santa Claus has engaged in preliminary discussions about a possible top job
in the Bush administration.
Mr. Claus, a beloved mythical figure known primarily for his efficient
worldwide distribution of Christmas cheer, has no prior political
experience. Nevertheless, he is considered a strong choice due to his
extraordinarily high "favorability rating." And though he is famous for
hauling around a gigantic sack, he is believed to be virtually free of
political baggage.